My Very Own Paradox

Shit, I don't know.

danny0 asked: That list you gave about what blue can and cant do to permanents highlights a lot of the frustration people have with blue, I think. Sure it cant get rid of permanents, but there are 8 other different things it can do about them that are just as effective. Red on the other hand, has enchantments as a weakness and it cant do a single thing about them. In my opinion, blues weakness is insignificant. it can get rid of things in other ways(bounce/counter, polymorph, freeze etc) all just as effective

markrosewater:

Blue cannot do direct damage.

Blue cannot heal.

Blue cannot giant growth.

Blue cannot rampant growth.

Blue cannot reanimate.

Blue cannot gain life.

Blue cannot grant or have haste, first strike, vigilance, lifelink, reach or deathtouch.

There are all sorts of things blue cannot do.

fatwhiteguyoncpu asked: Tonight I'm giving you money for magic cards, can you at least tell Me the chances of pulling some fetchies out of my box?

markrosewater:

There are 53 rares, 5 of which are fetch lands. Any one pack has, on average, a 7/8 chance of having a rare. If I’ve done the math correctly, that means you have a 8.25% chance with any booster you open. I should note that there is possibility for variance so please don’t take this post as any kind of promise.

Three fetches per box? Oh boy, the value is gonna go way down soon

alphasquid asked: Hey Mark, this is the lead designer of 'Sweat' and I totally forgot what the theme of the Block/Set is and how we are evolving the 'Blood' mechanics. Could you post a quick refresher for me?

markrosewater:

No problem, Ethan.

I just texted you with it.

duunko:

lastmanstandingwins:

dnanimal:

naoren:

tamarinfrog:

rypeltajaroll:

procrastinatingattorney:

squigglydigg:

yourdefensiveyandere:

theonewhowillruinyourlife:

ask-dr-happy:

buttmasteraces:

puffyland:

satsui-n0-had0u:

ray-the-raichu:

crazyscientistblah:

mightykombat:

djnimrod:

The fucking Soma from Warframe. 
WELP

Either Lloyd’s Material Blades or the rifle Michael De Santa uses to shoot down a planeI’M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

Super Shock Rifle from UT2004.Instagibs for DAYS

Home run baseball bat from dead island. I’m good!

Blitz ball…okay. XD

I’d VERY HAPPILY use the Capricorn Club from Kid Icarus: Uprising OuO

GOING HEAD FIRST INTO ZOMBIE’S WITH KIRBY’S NEEDLE HAT

Nasod drill from elsword…I’M GONNA BIG DADDY A WHOLE IN YOUR CHEST!

Admin gun. Just let that sink in.

Fury Sword bitches

Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy.
MY WEAPON IS THE SET OFMISSILE LAUNCHERS INSTALLED ON THE BOSTONIUS. I CAN FLY AND SHOOT DOWN ZOMBIES FROM A SAFE DISTANCE.

pins from twewy

Ness’ baseball bat (Earthbound). :’D

Scrooge MacDuck’s cane (Ducktales remastered). BHAHAHAH!! PERFECT! I’LL POGO JUMP EVERYONE!

Blood-Scythe aw yiss

a katana and demons? This’ll be fun

Darius’s Axe (from League of Legends)… So much zombie dunking!

Eat my huge ass Alatreon Greatsword from MH3U. Wait, could I even lift it? Uhhh…

Dubstep Gun from Saints Row IV. I win

duunko:

lastmanstandingwins:

dnanimal:

naoren:

tamarinfrog:

rypeltajaroll:

procrastinatingattorney:

squigglydigg:

yourdefensiveyandere:

theonewhowillruinyourlife:

ask-dr-happy:

buttmasteraces:

puffyland:

satsui-n0-had0u:

ray-the-raichu:

crazyscientistblah:

mightykombat:

djnimrod:

The fucking Soma from Warframe. 

WELP

Either Lloyd’s Material Blades or the rifle Michael De Santa uses to shoot down a plane

I’M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

Super Shock Rifle from UT2004.

Instagibs for DAYS

Home run baseball bat from dead island. I’m good!

Blitz ball…okay. XD

I’d VERY HAPPILY use the Capricorn Club from Kid Icarus: Uprising OuO

GOING HEAD FIRST INTO ZOMBIE’S WITH KIRBY’S NEEDLE HAT

Nasod drill from elsword…I’M GONNA BIG DADDY A WHOLE IN YOUR CHEST!

Admin gun. Just let that sink in.

Fury Sword bitches

Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy.

MY WEAPON IS THE SET OFMISSILE LAUNCHERS INSTALLED ON THE BOSTONIUS. I CAN FLY AND SHOOT DOWN ZOMBIES FROM A SAFE DISTANCE.

pins from twewy

Ness’ baseball bat (Earthbound). :’D

Scrooge MacDuck’s cane (Ducktales remastered). BHAHAHAH!! PERFECT! I’LL POGO JUMP EVERYONE!

Blood-Scythe aw yiss

a katana and demons? This’ll be fun

Darius’s Axe (from League of Legends)… So much zombie dunking!

Eat my huge ass Alatreon Greatsword from MH3U.
Wait, could I even lift it? Uhhh…

Dubstep Gun from Saints Row IV. I win

'Heteronormatization' exists because heterosexuality is normal. When 90% of real people are heterosexual, 90+% of characters will be heterosexual. That's just simple logic. But sexuality doesn't mean shit, so it doesn't fucking matter. But it's not some conspiracy that these 'feminists' treat it as, it's just fucking logical.


COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

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